If Dr. Seuss were alive today and a member of LinkedIn, I wonder what an invitation from him might have looked like. I’m thinking something like this:
When you’re looking for that person
Who can make a job connection,
Or someone who’s an expert in
Inflection or convection,
Or maybe you are headed on a
Trip to Machu Pichu,
And you want to find a tour guide
In Lima who could meet you,
And you know you must know someone who knows
Someone who could help,
But finding them’s like looking in
A forest full of kelp
For the legendary Hammer-headed
Bottle-nosed Blue Eel,
And you dread it in your head so much
It makes you want to squeal,
Then, my friend, LinkedIn would be
The perfect tool for you
And if you’ll link to me I’ll open my
Connections up to you!
Scott Allen is a social media pioneer, helping people turn virtual relationships into real business since 2002. He is coauthor of The Virtual Handshake and The Emergence of The Relationship Economy and contributor to over a dozen books on social media, business and personal development.
Hey there great piece you made me laugh was that your favorite?
I had fun writing that… I think I do a pretty good Dr. Seuss. :-)
That was quite good. It is nice to think about what it would be like to have some characters from the past living in the internet age.
Thanks,
A
I’d love to be LinkedIn
With love a bride to win
I’d say and do so much
And aim her heart to win
But alas it’s true
LinkedIn is not for love
It’s all about one’s job
And not the romantic mob
But if you click my name
A site of love you’ll find
To save the broken heart
And how to do your part
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LOL! Nice, Ray!
I had a good laugh in this post. I think you are right and his invitation might really look like that.
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